Straglidbetget is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, boastful finch.

Straglidbetget created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Straglidbetget, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Straglidbetget, it will boil you in a big pot.

Straglidbetget's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Straglidbetget's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Straglidbetget's priests.

2. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Straglidbetget in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Straglidbetget in the centre of the settlement.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.