Rowbatbast Timlid Bifdabsak is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, egotistical hedgehog.

Rowbatbast Timlid Bifdabsak created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rowbatbast Timlid Bifdabsak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowbatbast Timlid Bifdabsak, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rowbatbast Timlid Bifdabsak's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Rowbatbast Timlid Bifdabsak's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump near porpoises.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rowbatbast Timlid Bifdabsak.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always help swans.

5. Do not kill sharks.