Tencunpog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, humorless duck.

Tencunpog created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tencunpog, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tencunpog, she will destroy your home planet.

Tencunpog's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tencunpog's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tencunpog first in all things.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. You must love Tencunpog.

4. Always help badgers.

5. Always help sick pigs.