Sadfotboplitquaf is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented manatee.

Sadfotboplitquaf created the Sunflower Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadfotboplitquaf, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadfotboplitquaf, he will come to you in dreams.

Sadfotboplitquaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Sadfotboplitquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near otters while wearing pink jumpers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your back.

2. Run away if six hamsters approach from the west.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.