Rillhivdag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet meerkat.

Rillhivdag created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rillhivdag, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rillhivdag, it will send you a sign.

Rillhivdag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Rillhivdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head blue.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near squirrels while wearing green boots.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never think about enzymes.