Dubstanteen is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, effective hummingbird.

Dubstanteen created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubstanteen, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dubstanteen, she will throw large rocks at you.

Dubstanteen's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dubstanteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Dubstanteen's name in vain.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Dubstanteen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.