Nurtanxen is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive rhinoceros.

Nurtanxen created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurtanxen, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtanxen, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nurtanxen's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nurtanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Nurtanxen.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.