Sinbotzog Baggetmif is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, tranquil dove.

Sinbotzog Baggetmif created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbotzog Baggetmif, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sinbotzog Baggetmif, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sinbotzog Baggetmif's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Sinbotzog Baggetmif's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. You must pray to Sinbotzog Baggetmif three times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Hide from orange capybaras for they are unholy.

5. Do not kill gulls.