Lakhablog is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane grasshopper.

Lakhablog created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lakhablog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Lakhablog, it will curse you with boils.

Lakhablog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lakhablog's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Lakhablog loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Never eat green fruit.