Yattitstipbug is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, two-faced bear.

Yattitstipbug created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yattitstipbug, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yattitstipbug, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yattitstipbug's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Yattitstipbug's Holy Commandments

1. Yattitstipbug must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never talk about asteroids.