Bagdogtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving human.

Bagdogtarg created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagdogtarg, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bagdogtarg, she will turn you into a rat.

Bagdogtarg's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bagdogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Bagdogtarg in the centre of the settlement.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.