Weetailbassbop is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciless wren.

Weetailbassbop created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weetailbassbop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Weetailbassbop, he will turn you into a worm.

Weetailbassbop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Weetailbassbop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Weetailbassbop.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Weetailbassbop loves ants, so they must be honoured.