Habbiftaggenwondoglabkad Honarmcip is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous crocodile.

Habbiftaggenwondoglabkad Honarmcip created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Habbiftaggenwondoglabkad Honarmcip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Habbiftaggenwondoglabkad Honarmcip, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Habbiftaggenwondoglabkad Honarmcip's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Habbiftaggenwondoglabkad Honarmcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Habbiftaggenwondoglabkad Honarmcip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never wear turquoise corsets.