Karzennill is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil beaver.

Karzennill created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karzennill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Karzennill, he will turn you into a plant.

Karzennill's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Karzennill's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near snails while wearing mauve jumpers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.