Gadpomdud is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish aardvark.

Gadpomdud created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadpomdud, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gadpomdud, it will be mildly annoyed.

Gadpomdud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gadpomdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Gadpomdud first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.