Nullbud is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, passionate hippopotamus.

Nullbud created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nullbud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nullbud, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nullbud's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Nullbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nullbud.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Do not cook food in pots.