Henfag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering bird.

Henfag created light eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henfag, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Henfag, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Henfag's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Henfag's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Henfag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Worship no other gods but Henfag.