Dussfodwik is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish sheep.

Dussfodwik created a down quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dussfodwik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dussfodwik, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Dussfodwik's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dussfodwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near monkeys while wearing brown jumpers and balancing eight gold spheres on your face.

3. Always look after injured whales.

4. Do not dye your hair mauve.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.