Fetjipxin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable shark.

Fetjipxin created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fetjipxin, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetjipxin, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fetjipxin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Fetjipxin's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Never bounce near bats.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never hop in holy places.