Yarlhunbon is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, overgenerous wombat.

Yarlhunbon created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlhunbon, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yarlhunbon, it will turn you into a worm.

Yarlhunbon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yarlhunbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Do not keep three tapirs in a large pit.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Hide from white squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.