Cadflanhen is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, egotistical dolphin.

Cadflanhen created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadflanhen, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadflanhen, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Cadflanhen's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Cadflanhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never feed parsnips to horses while wearing brown shirts.

4. You must pray to Cadflanhen four times a day.

5. Never talk about planets.