Kipmidmum is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful cobra.

Kipmidmum created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kipmidmum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kipmidmum, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Kipmidmum's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Kipmidmum's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Retreat if five cats approach from the south.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always treat moths with great respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.