Tomdutyam is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humorless crane.

Tomdutyam created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Tomdutyam, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tomdutyam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Tomdutyam's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Tomdutyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never hop in the presence of birds.

3. Erect a large silver sculpture of Tomdutyam on top of all buildings.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never eat bark.