Ratcidcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, vain bat.

Ratcidcem created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratcidcem, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ratcidcem, it will be mildly annoyed.

Ratcidcem's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Ratcidcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Hide if six dogs approach from the north.

4. Never leap in the presence of hamsters.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.