Janbadfosstetti is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, staggering squirrel.

Janbadfosstetti created the Sunflower Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Janbadfosstetti, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Janbadfosstetti, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Janbadfosstetti's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Janbadfosstetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Janbadfosstetti.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not kill otters.