Tadfarbam is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent meerkat.

Tadfarbam created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadfarbam, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadfarbam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Tadfarbam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tadfarbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of strawberries to moths while wearing magenta shorts.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never feed aubergines to goats while wearing indigo stockings.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Never sit near aardvarks.