Gabdotster is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tranquil dingo.

Gabdotster created the Sombrero Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gabdotster, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gabdotster, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gabdotster's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gabdotster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never hurt tortoises.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.