Listdodgut is a god.
He takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody
hare.
Listdodgut created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listdodgut, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Listdodgut, he will cry a lot.
Listdodgut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Listdodgut's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill snakes.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.