Larptadstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional dryad.

Larptadstaf created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Larptadstaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Larptadstaf, she will turn you into a tree.

Larptadstaf's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Larptadstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Hide from gray aardvarks for they are unholy.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.