Kenhomrull is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, selfish manatee.

Kenhomrull created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenhomrull, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kenhomrull, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kenhomrull's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Kenhomrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine nematodes in a large pit.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Kenhomrull.