Bossdadkim is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring hummingbird.

Bossdadkim created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bossdadkim, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bossdadkim, she will strike you with lightening.

Bossdadkim's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Bossdadkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick dolphins.

2. Never think ill of sick porpoises.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bossdadkim.

5. Never look at planets.