Quatrulldut Parkmumlarp is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous
goblin.
Quatrulldut Parkmumlarp created gold eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quatrulldut Parkmumlarp, he will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Quatrulldut Parkmumlarp, he will make you grow a tail.
Quatrulldut Parkmumlarp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Quatrulldut Parkmumlarp's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about thermodynamics.
2. Feed all hungry foxes.
3. Do not wear zinc on your body.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.