Arnbunwod is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-powerful troll.

Arnbunwod created vertebrates seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arnbunwod, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnbunwod, she will turn you into a goat.

Arnbunwod's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Arnbunwod's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not kill mice.

3. Never paint your legs brown.

4. You must love Arnbunwod.

5. Arnbunwod loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.