Higpidgut is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, amazing alligator.

Higpidgut created Asia five billion years ago.

If you believe in Higpidgut, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Higpidgut, it will send minions to preach to you.

Higpidgut's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Higpidgut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always look after injured dolphins.

3. Never feed carrots to snakes while wearing jumpers.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Higpidgut in the centre of the settlement.