Nutlabgon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous snake.

Nutlabgon created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Nutlabgon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nutlabgon, it will turn you into a slug.

Nutlabgon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nutlabgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always help sick mice.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about gravity near bats while wearing blue stockings and balancing five tin spheres on your legs.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in green.