Camkadqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, kind wasp.

Camkadqueeg created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camkadqueeg, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Camkadqueeg, he will turn you into a duck.

Camkadqueeg's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Camkadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Camkadqueeg loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

3. Run away if three snakes approach from the south.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Worship no other gods but Camkadqueeg.