Tannell is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous hydra.

Tannell created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tannell, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tannell, she will have a low opinion of you.

Tannell's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tannell's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

5. Never laugh in the presence of moths.