Bunsterzogflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, intelligent capybara.

Bunsterzogflow created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bunsterzogflow, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bunsterzogflow, it will come to you in dreams.

Bunsterzogflow's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Bunsterzogflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always obey Bunsterzogflow's priests.

4. Put Bunsterzogflow first in all things.

5. Do not hurt snails.