Kamwanlap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unjust mole.

Kamwanlap created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kamwanlap, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kamwanlap, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kamwanlap's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kamwanlap's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Put Kamwanlap first in all things.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.