Mabwabfom is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional
rhinoceros.
Mabwabfom created light nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mabwabfom, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Mabwabfom, he will turn you into a mouse.
Mabwabfom's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Mabwabfom's Holy Commandments1. Never skip near squirrels.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Never think about dark energy.
5. Always look after injured geese.