Homgom is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong
porpoise.
Homgom created the universe nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Homgom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Homgom, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Homgom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Homgom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing green coats.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Never pour water over plants.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.