Homgom is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong porpoise.

Homgom created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Homgom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Homgom, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Homgom's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Homgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing green coats.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.