Dabtonomin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, deceitful manatee.

Dabtonomin created energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabtonomin, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dabtonomin, she will turn you into a mole.

Dabtonomin's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dabtonomin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Ducks are not to be trusted.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.