Faghubgebsidnadnill is a god.

It takes the form of a small, sage dugong.

Faghubgebsidnadnill created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Faghubgebsidnadnill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Faghubgebsidnadnill, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Faghubgebsidnadnill's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Faghubgebsidnadnill's Holy Commandments

1. Put Faghubgebsidnadnill first in all things.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Worship no other gods but Faghubgebsidnadnill.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Do not chop down trees.