Misloplarp is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, cheerful meerkat.

Misloplarp created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misloplarp, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misloplarp, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Misloplarp's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Misloplarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Misloplarp on top of all buildings.

3. Always help sick porpoises.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Misloplarp in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not eat limes.