Flagmanbogbarn is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, passionate
ferret.
Flagmanbogbarn created matter five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flagmanbogbarn, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Flagmanbogbarn, it will think nothing of it.
Flagmanbogbarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Flagmanbogbarn's Holy Commandments1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Flagmanbogbarn on top of all buildings.
2. Pray towards the south.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Do not fashion models of living things.
5. Never talk about great tits.