Flagmanbogbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, passionate ferret.

Flagmanbogbarn created matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagmanbogbarn, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Flagmanbogbarn, it will think nothing of it.

Flagmanbogbarn's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Flagmanbogbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large tin sculpture of Flagmanbogbarn on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about great tits.