Feb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, passionate dryad.

Feb created dark energy two years ago.

If you believe in Feb, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Feb, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Feb's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Feb's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan stockings.

2. Do not eat aubergines.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.