Largcarcin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, omnipotent squid.

Largcarcin created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Largcarcin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Largcarcin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Largcarcin's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Largcarcin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near bats while wearing mauve jumpers and balancing six silver spheres on your arms.

2. Largcarcin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not hurt turtles.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Erect four lead sculptures of Largcarcin on top of important buildings.