Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy toad.

Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif, it will try to impress you with trees.

Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Erect six silicon sculptures of Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed lots of nuts to cats while wearing turquoise coats.

5. You must love Catcadbossjip Botzakgighonpastif.