Yikbamgovpibnulnarvenkik is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair goose.

Yikbamgovpibnulnarvenkik created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikbamgovpibnulnarvenkik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yikbamgovpibnulnarvenkik, she will not care at all.

Yikbamgovpibnulnarvenkik's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Yikbamgovpibnulnarvenkik's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

2. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never mention great tits.

5. Never sing in holy places.