Gepmilvag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart swan.

Gepmilvag created the planet Venus nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepmilvag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gepmilvag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepmilvag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gepmilvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear cyan coats.

2. Gepmilvag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Always help sheep in need.